I Google her image. When I know Entertainment Weekley or E! News or one of those other ridiculously celebrity-obsessed shows is on, I tune in to the first few minutes to see if an Angelina story is coming and then I flip back to the channel periodically in case I can catch Angelina. I got a free trial membership to Netflix; rented 8 Angelina movies in just a few weeks; saw young Angelina, androgenous Angelina, schitzoid Angelina and slutty Angelina; so that I could fulfill my guilty pleasure through the mail and not in a video store with clerks who would probably take note of a young woman who only rents Angelina movies. I defend her against my friends and list all the reasons she's better than Jennifer Aniston (far too many for this blog). I wonder how she looks naked, although from all the images I've seen, I can piece together a pretty good fascimile. I wonder if she drinks red or white. I wonder if she's ever read Dillard.
I like the idea of Angelina. I want to be like her, not with her.
While I'm on the subject, Scarlett Johannsen is pretty freaking hot too.
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